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Donny's Bar

from Get Back To Work! by Andrew London

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A possible future career for an ex-president?

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Welcome folks to Donny’s Bar, we know you’ve come from near & far
To sample our delectable array
Of cocktails and aperitifs, you’ll notice with hygiene motifs
We’re keen to keep those viruses at bay

Our boss is absent, sad to say, he’s off out playing golf today
But come on in, sit down & have a drink…
we’ve lots to tantalise and appetise, to disinfect and sanitise,
sterilise your system, you’ll be feeling in the pink….


Perhaps a Handy Andy shandy might just get you in the mood?
It comes in either lavender or pine,
You’ll find the impact on your palate not unlike a blacksmith’s mallet, but
By all means have some more, you’re really working up a shine

A shot of borax in your beer, or Isopropyl Opal Nera’s
bound to banish all bacterial disease,
Our gin & Harpic’s highly-rated, all our spirits methylated,
Cigarettes are not advised, sir, if you please.

Our ultra-violet lighting gives your face a healthy glow
Though insertion can be painful at the time…
Yes, we do still have corona, sorry….. keep your voices low
Of course we serve it with a zesty slice of Lux instead of lime

Our Dynamo Martini is a must-have here at Don’s
Like his complexion it’s a muted shade of peach
Our pine-o-clean-a-colada is to die for, (or just after), comes in
Tangerine, nectarine, Listerine or bleach,

Unless you think dessert would spoil it ,tuck into our Johnson’s toilet duck
Or if you’d like to really scour the pan,
Just say the word, I’ll go and get all our industrial strength Dettol
And for intravenous users, we’ve a needle-sharing plan

So come on down to Donny’s bar, we know you’ve come from near and far
And hope that you’ve enjoyed a cleansing brew,
Should you come over slightly green, Don says Hydroxychloroquine
Might be just the thing to scare away that flu

Oh I really should explain, we are exempt from any claim
Arising from your visit here today.
Donald’s lawyers are the keeniest, he’s such a stable genius
Suggest that you just pray and walk away………

credits

from Get Back To Work!, released June 1, 2021
Andrew London: guitar & vox
Kirsten London: bass
Ange Glindemann: drums
James Tait-Jamieson: sax

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Andrew London New Zealand

New Zealand singer/songwriter of mainly (but not exclusively) satirical original songs in a mainly (but not exclusively) 1940s swing genre.

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